girls helping evil: the administrative assistant of his horribleness the underlord

baby you were made just to be a secretary

-secretary’s song, sawyer brown

(she’s a monster with a trapper keeper and can take over worlds after she’s had a warm cup of blood. the underlord growls and grunts at her, sure, but she is the one putting things into play. his awfulness thinks of her as a handy lackey, and he’s wrong. he thinks of her as a pretty yesman, and he’s wrong. when the overlord makes a mistake, he doesn’t realize she makes a mark of it for herself. and when he trips and falls into the depths of his own hell, she is the one who steps up. she’s had a crown of bones prepared for years for just this reason.)

July 15th, 2013  ∙  7:49pm  ∙  199 notes
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