girls fighting evil: the housewives (idea c/o another-f-ing-apocalypse)

A matchbox of our own
A fence of real chain link,
A grill out on the patio
Disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine
In a tract house that we share
Somewhere that’s green.

-somewhere that’s green, little shop of horrors

(they cook, they clean, they protect their children. they work hard every day, and they are just as tired as their 9-5 husbands at the end. when demons come to their neighborhood, gnashing their teeth and capturing babies, they simply do not have time for it. they pick up the kitchen knives and grab some hairspray and lighters and go get the demons before they can get her family. billy has ballet at 3, so it’ll have to be done by then.)

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