i’m a radio dj
on some two bit local station
-dj, common rotation
(hey there, lady listeners! you looking for some music to jam to while you’re smashing the demons? listen up! i know you’re stalking the streets for your kill of the night. maybe you’re in the mood to raise hell. don’t let them forget who run the world.
ha! those demons are outside my studio, and they’re playing panic and keep chanting “hang the dj”! well, demon crew, i gotta tell you. i’ve got my music and my knives in here, so you’re kinda outta luck.)